Let’s just say this Republican candidate is 30 cards short of a full deck. Apparently, he has read the wonders of the Old Testament as well. Yeah. Bring on slavery, it’s okay to rape a woman and force her into marriage, murder those who are not the chosen, rejoice in the blood of the wicked. Hallelujah. Praise God. If you do not repent your soul is headed to Hell for eternal damnation. Hallelujah. Now brothers and sister I can’t hear ya. Say Amen. I can’t hear ya. CAN I HEAR YA SAY AMEN. That’s what I am talking about. Praise God. Pass the plate and remember sinners God is watching so give, yes give of yourselves and that means your hard earned working money. The Lord knows your sacrifice. Hallelujah. Praise God, brothers and sisters. God bless you. For we need to keep this world in a state of sinlessness. (chorus hallelujah from audience) That’s right brothers and sisters. Hallelujah. God thanks you for your donations. As you know the godless has come upon us like a plague of locust. So we need to stand by our scriptures brothers and sisters. Stand by the tenets of the HOLY BIBLE both the Old and New Testament. Can I get a hallelujah. That’s what I am talking about brothers and sisters. Praise God.
How did you like my rendition of an evangelical gospel preacher. Let me tell you I have heard a lot of them and they are snake oil salesman peddling for the all mighty dollar. Also, recently they found in a study that conservatives generally had low IQs and they are the most prejudice, racist, and backward twits. Here is a good example of one. Of course, maybe he can see the crack of his butt when he plants the mirrors on the moon. With his IQ this would thrill him.
Anyway, I think homosexuals should all become pagans as apparently this religion says that it is okay for you to be you. However, don’t expect much as paganism must be repelled apparently; along with every other religion that isn’t encompassed with both the Old and New Testament. I wonder what the heck is he going to do with the likes of me as I am none of those things. Anyway, here is the idiots’ candid words on this video regarding his staunch protection of the Old and New Testament. Let’s just all go out and get an iron chariot since Yahweh has problems defending himself from this why don’t we. Heck, maybe we don’t have to, he is probably making a bet with his buddy Satan on who to screw over next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CksdsnZ3wHE&feature=player_embedded
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